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101-year-old man robbed for 2nd time in 3 months
Tue Nov 22, 2011
The only person here who ISN'T a complete idiot is Cynic. ANyone suggesting that a 101-year-old man get a GUN is retarded. In fact, anyone who owns a gun is a fool. In five hundred years, when you stupid Americans finally see that, you will be so far behind the rest of the Human Race that you'll lon …
Perry keeps missing his chance
Mon Oct 31, 2011
I am a certified Drug Recognition Expert working in traffic enforcement. In my professional opinion, the person delivering this speech is definitely on drugs. No doubt in my mind, judging by the combination of signs & symptoms already mentioned here by many: the slurring of words, the loose and gang …
Senators pass bill to avert government shutdown
Mon Sep 26, 2011
Ananair, you are precisely CORRECT. If only the Right could see beyond the Black Man in the White House long enough to understand that everything currently plaguing the United States is a direct cause of the Black Man's predecessor, Bush.
Hunting enshrined by some states as basic right
Fri Sep 23, 2011
Barney, Congratulations. YOU are what's wrong with America. YOU are why this country will never be the future. Abby has evolved. Will anyone else in America? If you try hard enough, in another century, you could be Canadian. Or you can carry on buying animals (like your National Symbol, the Bald Eag …
L.A. firefighters in hot water over fire trucks in porn movies
Fri Sep 23, 2011
Roberta, you are an idiot. Serve the Mafia? Anti-life??! Wow. These are titties we're talking about, folks. Not weapons of mass destruction. Just tits. As long as these firefighters reply to calls and rescue & resuscitate people, I don't care how many boobies they want to look at. I'm much more conc …
World's largest animals visit So. Cal. waters
Wed Sep 14, 2011
Great, they're recovering. Now STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM instead of instantly turning them into a profit centre (albeit in a less-damaging way than in centuries past) and blazing after them in droves. Oh, and for the record: they're not "venturing into the shipping lanes," it is we Humans and our …
Two Texans trade barbs in GOP debate
Wed Sep 7, 2011
Starderup, you are absolutely, precisely correct that: 1) the Republican party has embraced the lunatic policies listed in this quotation from Paul's GOP resignation letter since Reagan; 2) Reagan raised taxes, increased the National deficit, and hurt his own People worse than any other President in …
Western agencies eager for crack at Gadhafi archives
Mon Aug 22, 2011
Way to go, blowing the whistle on all of this information prior to securing it. HEY MEDIA, could you be a little more mindful of operational intelligence, please? Perhaps we could then ensure that we actually have the intel in-hand before speculating on what stuff they should be erasing just in case …
US: Strike kills militants who downed US chopper
Wed Aug 10, 2011
The commanders who were stupid enough to transport 30 elite troops in the same enormous, slow, lumbering, Vietnam-era helicopter should be relieved of their posts and then court-martialled for tactical stupidity. A Chinook is nothing if not an RPG target! How could experienced commanders be so fooli …
SEALs killed in crash were on rescue mission
Sun Aug 7, 2011
What this boils down to, tragically, is operational stupidity that borders on criminal. There is no reason that knowledgeable commanders should have deployed *that many* crack AAA+ soldiers -- so highly-trained and well-equipped -- at the same time *on board the same aircraft*, the same INCREDIBLY V …
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